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Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him In Debt, Unprepared For Job Market

job market Calling his college experience “the greatest four years of [his] life,” 27-year-old University of Miami alumnus Mark Felder maintains a startling level of pride in his alma mater, a private academic institution that left him $50,000 in debt an…

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  1. Paul Blankenship Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #1

    Wow……
    Wow……

  2. Bradwick1 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #2

    Theres countries …
    Theres countries outside of America?

  3. flubno Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #3

    Mexico always had a …
    Mexico always had a lot of poor. A lot of the poor worked out a small living growing corn & beans. Something Natives have been doing for 1000′s of years any way. NAFTA imported cheap GMO corn from America. Mexico couldn’t compete. Now poor Mexicans want to come to the USA. The people don’t want it. The ownership/ business class welcomed them with open arms. They love cheap labor. The politicians helped make this happen ! The richest 1% get what they want. 

  4. GuitarHeroPhenomSux Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #4

    You do realize that …
    You do realize that not everybody is a scientist, right? They cut scientific research every year so I don’t know how you would think it would effect the economy. I personally know and have met highly educated people and they all work by the book without thinking for themselves. Leading to economic failure? Like it is now?

  5. mjohanss1975 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #5

    Sweden
    Sweden

  6. mjohanss1975 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #6

    Good. Good for …
    Good. Good for Obama. Americans need higher taxes. I bet people don’t even pay 30% tax over there.

  7. eric t Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #7

    where are you from?
    where are you from?

  8. XOtericate Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #8

    He’ll become …
    He’ll become disillusioned and join Occupy Wall Street like the rest of them.

  9. Neylonx Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #9

    withholding …
    withholding information or telling someone how to think is exactly what i thought you meant, both would lead to economic failure, and you wouldn’t have one of the leading scientific communities on the planet. The only part of america responsible for that is those dumbass fundamentalist christians that make up an unfortunate proportion of your population.

  10. Trendyrapslut Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #10

    bush signed a tax …
    bush signed a tax cut bill that obama is not renewing and implementing his own tax raise.

  11. MrOmniblast Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #11

    True, in fact…my …
    True, in fact…my system, CUNY (in NYC) was free 30 years ago…that’s what PUBLIC institution meant…it’s free. Now, no longer the case.

  12. TheHolyMongolEmpire Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #12

    I know so many …
    I know so many boring zombies like that that went to LSU and shit. They are so proud of their school and all they talk about is LSU football. Fuck, get a life you boring sacks of excrement.

  13. QuazMyster Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #13

    True words, …
    True words, Americans should also takes note from countries outside the US that do things better than the USA. US is big, but as a country it certainly isnt the pioneer of political genius it’s citizens may like to believe. (” ‘MERICA, LAND OF FREEDOM, YEA” etc.)

  14. WilsonStoat Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #14

    Excellent point.
    Excellent point.

  15. smartarse001 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #15

    The point being go …
    The point being go deny yourself some service.

  16. haymaker710 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #16

    Yes it is.
    Yes it is.

  17. polymphus Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #17

    nah bro, it’s that …
    nah bro, it’s that Americans have no idea what “left wing” actually means. Your Democrats would be centre-right over here. They’re further right than our designated ‘right wing’ party.

    My country actually is socialist, not some weird US perversion of the word: we pay high taxes and in exchange we get cheap healthcare and education, free water, cheap power etc.

    I came out of my degree with $30k in student loan debt and that’s a lot for me and people I know.

    The US just kind of sucks.

  18. grumpone Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #18

    Spot on.
    Spot on.

  19. grumpone Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #19

    Great depiction of …
    Great depiction of a run-of-the-mill college zombie. And I went through masters degree which was a lot of work for outdated business concepts. Start a business after high.school, time better spent.

  20. mjohanss1975 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #20

    Thank you…I …
    Thank you…I appreciate that. I’ve gotten nothing but abuse by people calling me a socialist pinko for what I said so some encouragement is refreshing hehe

  21. skyler114 Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #21

    wth u talking …
    wth u talking about, mine is 192.168.0.7
    =p

  22. Dustin Rudiger Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #22

    Obviously we have a …
    Obviously we have a difference of opinions. After I graduate, start designing software for some company, and eventually make 100k+, I think my money will have been well invested in myself. :)

  23. N0ahW Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #23

    That’s your …
    That’s your router’s IP adress, smartarse.

  24. Martin Jurča Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #24

    Trust me, it’s not …
    Trust me, it’s not much better here :). And the corruption is pretty high by my standards.

    BTW – someone flagged you comments as spam (you know, some people cannot produce a reasonable argument, so that’s what they do), so I took the liberty of unflagging them. I hope it worked.

  25. kakurocksman Jan 30th, 2013 @ 18:50 | #25

    yep.
    yep.

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